You know that I could Use Sombody…

This is me singing Use Sombody by Kings of Leon for my school’s spring concert… Near the end of the song I looked down to see my friends in the front row and I started cracking up… anyway, ENJOY!

Recap of The Day

Author’s Note: Hey all you people who enjoy reading my blog, I have decided to start recaping the days of my life, every day until the end of time whenever I feel like writing…

So enjoy!

Peace and Priuses,

Mike

Today was an alright day. I woke up to the familiar sound of the phone ringing. When the woman on the other end of the line starting asking for Carol and Mary Simonelli (neither of whom I know) I knew I should have trusted caller I.D. and I should have ignored it. Stupid me. The second time the phone rang it was my girlfriend, Emma. She’s in New York City until Friday and I’m extremely jealous. (For the record, I live in the Suburbs of Suburbia) I absouloutly LOVE huge cities! Something about the tall buildings, the crowded streets, the noise, I think it’s totally awesome! She begs to differ. While I dream of an apartment in the Upper East side, she dreams of someday having her own dairy farm… (I HATE COWS) Anyway I am kind of blanking out on what I did from there. The next thing I can remember, I fell into a creek and I got my skinny jeans all wet! I came home to my mom sitting on the porch, laughing at me. This is all I had to say to her, “Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.” Plus I got a huge cut on my finger! (I think it’s infected) Anyway, now I’m sitting here, doing this… there’s not much else to be said. Goodbye for now

Hatred

His name was Chris, and the world hated him. It hated his poetry, what he wore, his personality, his black hair, the cuts on his arm, his feelings and everything else you can imagine. Chris had been born to a strongly conservative family who lived in Wyoming. His family believed that being different was a sin. They thought that standing out in the smallest was a reason to be looked down on. This was the logic of most Wyoming residents, so naturally Chris was picked on and teased by everyone, everywhere he went. And Chris was aware of it, too. He didn’t necessarily wanted to change it, but at the same time, living the way he did was not what he wanted. The kids at Lills Senior High School would call him, “Goth Boy” or “The Wyoming Vampire.” Chris soon after made sure they would regret it though, beating the shit out of every single one of them. This awarded him a trip to his principal’s office. Robert Carlton has seen his share of misfits come and go in his fifteen years at Lills, but never one so broken, so pissed off at everything. Chris would never say why he had hurt the most recent child, only how. Mr. Carlton had tried everything he could to stop Chris from hurting other students, but nothing worked. Carlton didn’t want to expel a child with autism, but he couldn’t keep having more and more students with broken bones because of him. He simply didn’t know what to do with this kid.

BOOM Goes the bomb.

My school has recently been having a string of bomb threats. Thankfully the school has not exploded, no one has been injured but we have been interrupted multiple times. I used to think that whoever is doing this should have to pay for the disruption they have been causing all of us these past few weeks. However, that was before. This weekend, the township police arrested a 10-grader who was responsible for three of the five disturbances. I’m not about to name any names, however I will say I knew this tenth grader. He was in my Boy Scout troop.  Everyone liked him, he was nice to everyone. A dedicated scout and a great person to look up to, until now. He had a bad home situation and that is probably what caused him to act out the way he did. He will be missed as he serves whatever punishment he is given.

Guess What?

hey!

Because the last post from shail was quite misleading, I would just like to clear up that my flu was nothing major. And I’m writing this right now so obviously i’m not dead! yay me!

This year’s “nobel” was a “peace” of fail

Alright, what the fuck?

Obama won the….wait……..but he didn’t do anything….

How do you get a Nobel Peace rize for not doing anything? I’ll tell you how, be Barack Obama! Because you know, when your the first HALF African American President you can do anything and please everyone. Except maybe those OUTRAGEOUS conservatives! (just kidding)

Seriously folks, there were many other runner-ups for the prize. These were hard-working people. One was an Afgani woman who is fighting for justice twords women. She has been jailed and tortures and who gets the peace prize? A guy who has never contributed anything to the world except his skin-color.

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Didja Hear?

Omg!!! President Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize! I don’t know if that is a good thing or a bad thing, depends on whether you like him or not, i suppose.

My New Contributors

I recently added two new contributors to this site, Quentin Cody and Shail Shetye….

So if you see a post thats not from me…thats who it is….  YAY friends!

Play That Funky Music White Boy!

I really hate how white people are forced to keep our mouths closed when it comes to anything bad about an African or Hispanic person, but when they open their mouths and say something thats totally raceist and unfair about a white person, no one cares at all.

Take the song  “Play That Funky Music” for example. If the lyrics were tweaked just a little bit to something like play that funky music black boy, or play that funky music hispanic boy, the song would be totally blown out of porportion and it would be taken off the radio and never heard by anybody ever again. But why is it still allowed to be heard in public places like Target or on the radio? Because it’s about a white person. And nobody gives a shit about them.

Another example are commercials for home security sytems like Brinks or ADT. Have you ever noticed that the criminal who trys to break in to the house is ALWAYS a white guy? And why do you think this is? Why else but the fact that if they cast any other skin color but white, whatever minority was in the commercial would start to get all up in arms and say that not all black or hispanic people are criminals. Well earth to them: all white people aren’t criminals either! But we have to live with people who have white skin being portrayed as criminals ya know, crap like that that you get to bitch and moan about.

All i’m trying say is that I’m sick of race in general. I really don’t care about white people being criminals on TV. Why can’t we just all get along??